The My Fucking Weed Clamp Lid Stash Jar does not try to be subtle about whose stash is inside. Ted Miller Innovations pairs the bold lettering with a Neon Purple glass jar and a hinged metal clasp lid. If you want a novelty message on a practical storage container, this exact 3.5-inch model is the one in the current listing.
Do not mix it up with the larger My Weed Frosted Glass Stash Jar. The names are similar, but this version is 3.5 inches and Neon Purple; the other has a different message, height and finish. Artwork and size both matter when you are picking the right product.
Key Features
- 3.5-inch glass jar in Neon Purple.
- My Fucking Weed wording as the main decorative graphic.
- Hinged metal clamp closure.
- One listed size and color combination.
- Novelty dry-herb storage with an easy-to-identify print.
Product Specifications
| Specification | Details |
|---|---|
| Brand | Ted Miller Innovations |
| Type | Novelty clamp-lid stash jar |
| Material | Glass |
| Height option | 3.5 inch |
| Color | Neon Purple |
| Closure | Hinged metal clasp |
| Design | My Fucking Weed |
Also Known As
- Novelty clamp-top jar
- Purple glass stash jar
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Is This the Small My Fucking Weed Jar or the Large My Weed Jar?
This is the smaller 3.5-inch Neon Purple model with the stronger wording on the front. The My Weed frosted glass jar is a separate six-inch, frosted green product. They are worth comparing if you want one print but need the other jar's footprint.
Neither product's name tells you how many grams of flower fit inside. Treat the size selector as the purchase-critical fact and do not turn an assumed fluid-ounce figure into a weight guarantee.
How Does the Purple Jar Close?
The lid is attached by metal hinge hardware and held with a clamp. Release the latch to open, then bring the lid back into position and fasten the clasp after use. It is a mechanical closure, not a screw cap or a push-button vacuum system.
Check that the lip of the glass is clear before closing. The presence of a clasp is not proof of complete smell-proof performance, and there is no verified humidity pack, lock or other storage accessory included with this listing.
Where Does This Jar Fit in Your Setup?
Because the graphic is deliberately loud, it makes sense as an easily recognized personal storage jar on a shelf or in a designated drawer. The 3.5-inch size keeps it separate from the taller display-style jars, which may suit a different storage space.
If you want the same novelty approach with different messages, the Ted Miller Innovations collection has other prints. Give the glass a gentle hand wash when needed, avoid scrubbing the graphic aggressively, and dry the lid and rim before closing. The stash jar collection also lets you compare other closures.
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