AIRTIGHT GLASS HERB JAR - CONTENTS WILL FUCK YOU UP!
The Contents Will Fuck You Up! Glass Herb Jar uses a deliberately loud warning-style slogan on a reusable glass storage container. This Ted Miller Innovations design comes in two Clear sizes—2.5 inches and 3.5 inches—with a hinged metal clasp lid. Both sizes share the message, but they take up different amounts of space.
Choose this one when the words on the front are exactly the joke you want. It is not the Stay the Fuck Out jar, and the printed phrase is not a claim about what any contents will do. You're buying a glass stash jar, not an included herb product or a device that changes effects.
Key Features
- Glass storage jar with Contents Will Fuck You Up! slogan.
- Two Clear variants: 2.5 inch and 3.5 inch.
- Hinged lid with wire-clamp closing hardware.
- Printed novelty theme across the sizes.
- Separate glass container for organized dry storage.
Product Specifications
| Specification | Details |
|---|---|
| Brand | Ted Miller Innovations |
| Product type | Novelty glass herb jar |
| Material | Glass |
| Size options | 2.5 inch; 3.5 inch |
| Finish | Clear |
| Closure | Hinged metal clasp |
| Printed wording | Contents Will Fuck You Up! |
Also Known As
- Warning-slogan stash jar
- Clear clamp-top storage jar
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What Changes Between the 2.5-Inch and 3.5-Inch Jars?
The 2.5-inch model is the shorter version, while the 3.5-inch jar provides a taller profile. Both are listed as Clear. Select the height that fits your shelf or drawer and make room for the lid hardware. Do not assume a photo of one size describes the dimensions of the other.
Neither size identifies a confirmed gram capacity. Old copy includes weight figures and fluid ounces, but those aren't interchangeable with height. A jar's actual usable interior volume is needed before claiming how much flower fits inside.
Does the Printed Warning Mean the Jar Is Different Inside?
No verified special contents, strain or potency feature accompanies the phrase. It is decorative wording on a storage jar. If you prefer the different message, the Warning - Stay the Fuck Out! Jar is a separate 2.5-inch Clear design. Compare the exact graphic, not a supposed difference in effects.
The product isn't a medicine package with a tested warning label. Choose the slogan for its humor and the jar for the way its lid opens and closes. That keeps marketing from drifting into claims about contents you haven't purchased.
How Should You Use and Care for Its Clamp Lid?
Release the metal clasp, raise the attached top and reach into the glass opening. When finished, remove stray material from the rim, seat the lid and close the latch. It's not a keyed lock, automated vacuum system or verified child-resistant mechanism.
For different artwork and sizes, browse stash jars and storage containers . Keep the glass on a stable surface, wash gently without abrasive contact with the print, and let the lid contact area dry before storing dry items. An airtight-style closure shouldn't be described as guaranteeing total odor or humidity control.
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