TERMS & CONDITIONS
Please read these Terms of Service (“Terms”, “Terms of Service”) carefully before using this website (the “Service”) operated by Fat Ass Glass (“us”, “we”, or “our”).
Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms of Service apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service. By accessing or using the Service you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms then you may not access the Service.
If you wish to purchase any product or service made available through the Service (“Purchase”) you may be asked to supply certain information relevant to your Purchase including: name, email address, mailing address, phone number, credit card information, billing address, shipping information.
You represent and warrant that: You have the legal right to use any credit card(s) or other payment method(s) in connection with any Purchase, The information you supply to us is true, correct and complete. You expressly agree that Fat Ass Glass is not responsible for any loss or damage arising from the submission of false or inaccurate information.
By submitting such information, you grant us the right to provide the information provided to third parties for purposes of facilitating the completion of Purchases.
We reserve the right to refuse or cancel your order at any time for certain reasons including but not limited to: product or service availability, errors in the product or service description or price, error in your order or other reasons. You expressly agree that Fat Ass Glass cannot accept any liability for loss or damage arising out of such cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel your order if we suspect fraud or an unauthorized or illegal transaction.
AVAILABILITY, ERRORS AND INACCURACIES
We are constantly updating our offerings of products and services on the Service. The products or services available on our Service may be mispriced, described inaccurately, or unavailable, and we may experience delays in updating information on the Service. You expressly agree that any such offer of a product or service does not constitute a legal offer capable of attracting legal consequences.
We cannot and do not guarantee the accuracy or completeness of any information, including prices, product images, specifications, availability, and services. We reserve the right to change or update information and to correct errors, inaccuracies, or omissions at any time without prior notice.
When you create an account with us, you must provide us information that is accurate, complete, and current at all times. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of the Terms of Service, which may result in immediate termination of your account on our Service.
You are responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the Service and for any activities or actions under your password, whether your password is with our Service or a third-party service.
You agree not to reveal your password to any third party. You must notify us immediately upon becoming aware of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account.
The Service and its original content, features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of Fat Ass Glass and its licensors. The Service is protected by copyright, trademark, and other laws of both the United States and foreign countries. Our trademarks may not be used in connection with any product or service without the prior written consent of Fat Ass Glass.
LINKS TO OTHER WEB SITES
Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by Fat Ass Glass. We have no control over any website we are linked to so we cannot be responsible for safeguarding any information which you provide such sites and this privacy statement does not govern such sites. Caution should be exercised when visiting linked websites and the privacy statement of the website in question should be examined.
Fat Ass Glass has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that Fat Ass Glass shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services. We strongly advise you to read the terms of service and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that you visit.
We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.
Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may simply discontinue using the Service.
All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
In no event shall Fat Ass Glass, nor its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from your access to or use of or inability to access or use the Service or any other legal theory, whether or not we have been informed of the possibility of such damage, and even if a remedy set forth herein is found to have failed of its essential purpose.
Your use of the Service is at your sole risk. The Service is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis. The Service is provided without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement or course of performance.
Fat Ass Glass, its subsidiaries, affiliates, and its licensors do not warrant that: the Service will function uninterrupted, secure or available at any particular time or location, any errors or defects will be corrected, the Service is free of viruses or other harmful components, the results of using the Service will meet your requirements.
Without limiting the generality of the foregoing and notwithstanding any other provision of these terms, under no circumstances will Fat Ass Glass ever be liable to you or any other person for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, punitive or exemplary loss or damage arising from, connected with, or relating to your use of the Service, these Terms, the subject matter of these Terms, the termination of these Terms or otherwise, including but not limited to personal injury, loss of data, business, markets, savings, income, profits, use, production, reputation or goodwill, anticipated or otherwise, or economic loss, under any theory of liability regardless of any negligence or other fault or wrongdoing (including without limitation gross negligence and fundamental breach) by Fat Ass Glass or any person for whom Fat Ass Glass is responsible, and even if Fat Ass Glass has been advised of the possibility of such loss or damage being incurred.
These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of United States without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service, and supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms of Service at any time. When we do such updates we revise the updated date at the bottom of this page. By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, you must stop using the service.
The items contained on these pages are being sold as collectible glass art, and should be considered for tobacco use only. No other use for these items in any way is either intended or condoned. You must be at least 18 years of age (21 in some areas) to purchase any items on this website, and it is your responsibility to know your local as well as state and countries regulations regarding these items. Furthermore, you release and discharge all involved in the production and maintenance of this website from any and all liabilities.
Ownership – This site, http://FatAssGlass.com/, is owned, operated, and maintained by Fat Ass Glass Co. and has been created for your information, education, and communication. This site and all of its perceptible components, including, without limitation, text, images, and audio, are copywritten by Fat Ass Glass Co.
Restrictions on Use – This site is available only for your personal, non-commercial use. You may not copy, reproduce, republish, post, distribute, transmit, or modify in any way any part of this site.
Trademark Notice – All names, logos, and trademarks are the property of Fat Ass Glass Co. and you may not use any of such materials for any purpose without the express written agreement of Fat Ass Glass Co..
Unsolicited Ideas/Disclosure and Use of Your Communications – Fat Ass Glass Co. is eager to receive your comments and answer your questions about our products. However, postings to this site and electronic mail delivered to Fat Ass Glass Co. are not confidential and Fat Ass Glass Co. will not be liable for any use or disclosure of that information. All communications and other material (including, without limitation, unsolicited ideas, suggestions, or materials) you send to this site or to Fat Ass Glass Co. by electronic mail are, and will remain, the sole and exclusive property of Fat Ass Glass Co. and may be used by Fat Ass Glass Co. for any purpose whatsoever, commercial or otherwise, without compensation.
Jurisdiction – This site is controlled and operated by Fat Ass Glass Co. from the United States, and Fat Ass Glass Co. makes no representation that the information and materials in this site are appropriate or available for use in other locations.
DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES – Fat Ass Glass Co. MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES REGARDING THE ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, OR COMPLETENESS OF THE CONTEXT (TEXT AND IMAGES) OF THIS SITE. TO THE EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY LAW, Godzilla Glass, DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE. FURTHER, Godzilla Glass DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THIS SITE OR THE SERVER THAT MAKES IT AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF COMPUTER”VIRUSES”. Fat Ass Glass Co. or its employees, third party contracts, and manufactures, are not responsible for the use and practice of any instructions herein. Those who follow all broadcast listed or served herein assume all risk of being offended or suffering any other form of damage. Fat Ass Glass Co. or its owners, operators, and staff will NOT be held liable for any illegal activity, legal recourse, or lawyer’s fees resulting from the purchase and/or use of any of our products. Our site is for informational use. Also, any governmental employee, agency, or agent must identify themselves to the operators of Fat Ass Glass Co. upon their entering the site, and when ordering any products from our site.
Limitation of Liability – Fat Ass Glass Co. will not be liable for damages of any kind, including, without limitation, special or consequential damages, arising out of your access to, or inability to access, this site or your use of, or reliance upon, this site or the contents of this site. In addition, Fat Ass Glass Co. has no duty to update this site or the contents of this site and Fat Ass Glass Co. will not be liable for your use of other web sites which you may access via certain links within this site. These links and other”resources” referenced on this site are provided merely as a public service to users of the World Wide Web and inclusion in Fat Ass Glass Co. site does not constitute an endorsement by or affiliation with Fat Ass Glass Co.
Other – Fat Ass Glass Co. in its sole discretion, reserves the right to: (1) change this Legal Statement; (2) monitor and remove postings; and (3) discontinue site availability at any time without notice. If any term, condition, or provision of this Legal Statement is determined to be unlawful, invalid, void, or for any reason unenforceable, the validity and enforceability of their remaining terms, conditions, and provisions will not in any way be affected or impaired. This Legal Statement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Fat Ass Glass Co. relating to the subject matter in this Legal Statement. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE/GOODS.
Certain substances and products advertised within this site may not be legal in all countries. We would request that all customers check the laws of their country before ordering products from our website. All books are sold for information and educational reference only. In no way do we wish users of the site to fall foul of laws regarding controlled substances. All items of smoking paraphernalia are for ornamental purposes or for the use of legal smoking mixes only. They are NOT intended for illegal use. All videos are shot using legal smoking mixes. The use of real cannabis is not encouraged. By using this site, you are acknowledging your consent to these terms and conditions. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, DO NOT USE THIS SITE.
Glass tobacco pipes have received a considerable amount of negative publicity over the course of the last couple years, due in part to the proliferation of clear glass, bubble, or chemical pipes, which are arguably designed for one purpose and are clearly not designed for any tobacco or herbal blend. As a responsible retailer, it is important to recognize the differences between glass tobacco pipes and other limited use glass products. US Code 21-863 refers to ALL materials used to manufacture tobacco accessories; Wood, Meerschaum, Ceramic, Metal and yes, Glass. In specific, pipes with carburetion devices (third holes) are considered to be paraphernalia regardless of the material used to manufacture the pipe. Traditional tobacco accessories like pipes, cigar and cigarette holders and hookah/sisha pipes are not included in the list of Contemporary accessories. U.S. vs. Posters & Things (Supreme Court – 1996) upholds this code as the OBJECTIVE standard by which paraphernalia is judged. Further, it describes other relevant factors in this determination to include whether the owner is a licensed distributor or retailer of tobacco products! Ten states have adopted USC 21-863 as state law, three more are in the process of adoption. All other states have either less rigorous SUBJECTIVE (intent) statutes or no law on this subject at all!
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us.
Fat Ass Glass
482 Southbridge St. Suite 260 Auburn MA