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1.) 100% Hand Selected Products for Smokers by Smokers!
All our products at Fat Ass Glass Company are hand selected by smokers and vaporizers for smokers and vaporizers! We want to provide our clients with the best quality and function while also ensuring the best prices and customer service. We stay stocked with the latest and greatest products in the smoking community. We offer a large variety of products from A-Z. If you don’t see what you’re looking for don’t hesitate to ask! We are happy to search for exactly what you like.
2.) We Closely Inspect ALL Our Products Before Shipping to Ensure Quality!
Before an item is packaged and shipped, we inspect each item by hand to ensure it meets the highest level of quality standards. That means no chips, scratches, knicks, cracks, or leaks! Why do we do this? To make sure you have the best possible experience when enjoying your new items. We are committed to our customers guaranteed satisfaction.
3.) ALL Glass Products are Hand Washed Before Shipping!
At Fat Ass Glass Company, we go above and beyond the competition. Even though it takes us much longer to package an item it’s worth every second of our time to guarantee our clients satisfaction. By washing our glass products, we are removing any dust, dirt, or artists’ left over residue so you can enjoy your new shiny glass right out of the box!
4.) Free 2-3 Day, Fast, Discrete, Trackable, Priority Mail Shipping on ALL Orders $25+ in the U.S.
Every order placed over $25 in the United States includes free 2-3 day shipping with USPS Priority Mail. Your order is trackable, packaged discretely, and processed/shipped fast! Canadian orders are a $10 flat rate and we cover the rest. For international orders please contact FatAssGlassCompany@gmail.com to discover our shipping rates around the globe!
5.) Guaranteed Safe Arrival or We Replace or Refund you 100%!
After shipping unfortunately its up to our delivery drivers to deliver your package safely. However, that doesn’t mean we don’t offer free insurance! If your order arrives damaged from shipping and is reported within 48 hours we will offer you a full refund for the broken items or offer you a speedy replacement. There is no stress ordering with Fat Ass Glass Company!
6.) 24/7 American Based Customer Support!
Fat Ass Glass Company offers 24/7 American Based Customer Service. Reach out ANY time via email, text, direct message, or phone call.
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7.) Interest Free Payment Plans Available Through Sezzle!
Enjoy now pay later! Interest free payment plans allow you to a break your payment into four payments rather than one at no additional cost to you! For example; a $40 order would be a total of $10 a week for four weeks. Easy hassle free sign up at checkout just choose the “Sezzle” option.